My day: A boring story

I started my day pantless. Some people lose a sock at night. I lose my bottoms.
I got out of bed and took Tucker out of his crate. He was howling. It was annoying.
I went downstairs and turned on my internet.
I made myself half a PJ&J sandwich. I do that every morning.
I check my bank account, I got paid.
I made just enough to pay rent, with $6 left over to last me till February 12th. Awesome. That will get me a gallon of gas and a lean cuisine.
I cried a little. Hey, money is stressful.
I checked craigslist for jobs. The only one I qualified for was as a drive through barista. Problem was you had to do it topless. No thanks, skanks.
I started on my taxes.
Tucker annoyed me.
I didn't finish my taxes.
I took a shower.
I used my $130 worth of hair products. It made me feel rich. I thought it was funny I was washing my hair with $30 bottles of shampoo and conditioner when I only had $6 to my name.
I got ready for work.
I drove to work.
I clocked in.
I was told a client brought in homemade wedding cookies- SCORE.
I sat at a desk.
I sat at a desk more.
I did some laundry.
I sat at a desk.
I clocked out of work soon after six.
I drove to Subway.
I ordered a foot long ham sandwich. I asked for mayo and mustard on one half, because the other half was going to be lunch the next day and I didn't want it to be soggy. The nice girl cut my sandwich in half, wrapped each separately, and put a T on the condiment less sammy for "tomorrow."
I came home.
I took Tucker out to pee.
He lifted his leg for the first time. He pees like a big boy now.
I called my mom.
I ate my sandwich.
I watched tv.
And here I am.


Whatever.

Steeeeeeve!

I dedicate this post to an honorable man. A man whose mission in life is to better the world, one lie detector test at a time.
Steve Wilkos

Hey Shawty

Whoa, double post!

In the coming month I will be turning 24. That, matched with being totally broke (which is always when you want the most) has given birth to a B-day wish list of epic proportions. I'm all "Dadday, I want I want I want! Gimme Gimme Gimme!"
And, here it is:

Let's start with something I would never get, a Wii Fit: About $400.00
http://wiifit.com/
I need this machine. I need to stand in the middle of my living room and move my hips like I am hoola hooping. I NEED to.

The Fugi Instax Instant Camera: $130.00
Sure, I already have two Polaroid instant cameras, but this one looks like the fuuutuuuureee.

Tulle Floral Boat Neck Dress in Honey Size M: $42.00
http://www.tulle4us.com/tulle/dresses/S6134/
This dress, aww, this dress. It's too cute. Not to mention, this will be my GOLDEN birthday so what better color for a dress, huh? PLUS I can wear it to my BF's brother's wedding in April and it will cover my tattoo! Yep, won't get any dirty looks in this gem.

Baby Blue Ukulele: $24.29
http://www.amazon.com/Mahalo-U-30LB-Painted-Economy-Soprano/dp/B001SN7R54/ref=pd_cp_MI_2
Sure, I will probably give up the instant I realize I can't learn how to play ANY instrument instantly, but it's worth a try. Plus, look how tiny it is! Baby guitar!

Thermals Side Reel Tee Size Mens XS: $15.00
http://www.thethermals.com/store/shirt2.htm
In high school I made a Thermals shirt, it's about time I get a real one. Also, I LOVE THEM!

Good Times Burger & Fries: $8.49
http://www.goodtimesburgers.com/
This shits DA BOMB. Large order of fries and extra fry sauce? Yes.

So there you have it. Now you go get it.




Oh, P.S. I don't know how to enter pictures or links, so, this is really annoying for you.

Awaken the Beast!

Ok. It's time for things to change around here. No more going MONTHS between posts. I've got a brother to entertain!

I don't even remember where I left off. I think I quit with the excuse that Scrubs was on? Guess what, I don't even care that much for Scrubs. You were suckered. I just didn't want to type.

So, let's re-cap.

*We had Thanksgiving. Will came to Oregon with me. We watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade while bathing 6 adorable puppies.
*We got a puppy! His name is Tucker. He is a lot bigger than he used to be. Also, he just lost his two front teeth. Aww!
*I made a really good meatloaf.
*I bought a pizza and at a stop light it fell on the floor of my dirty car. Then, Will and I ate floor pizza.
*Flew home for Christmas break. Learned booze make for a great flight.
*Spent Christmas in the home town, trying to dodge any encounters with past classmates.
*My BFF Chelsea flew back to Boise with me for what was to be an epic New Years.
*I spent the ENTIRE time Chelsea was here puking due to a stomach flu. *Yes, that includes midnight 09/10. Boo.
*Went to my first Boise trash bar. Slow danced to a KC&JoJo with a man with one arm.
*HOT DANG I CLEANED MY ROOM!
*Other stuffs, other stuffs, wow this is boring.

So that's about it for the update. I think things will become more entertaining once I post everyday, and am able to remember what has happened.

UmOkBye.